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Why we love the midwest.

richmondbeck — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:44:39 GMT

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodNews/story?id=4440375&page=1

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Sooooo...

richmondbeck — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:42:07 GMT

I made the mistake of allowing my former mother in law buy my 8 year old an x-box 360. I did try to talk them out of it, due to all the techie problems that that system has, I was rooting for the PS3. But the 8 year old and his overly doting absentee grandma won out in the end. This was in June. Now, low and behold, the infamous 360 is now boxed up to be sent back to Microsoft for repairs, after what, 7 months of use. Why oh why won't anybody listen to me?

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Woo Hoo

RobertJK — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:56:53 GMT

She's back.
Hope she stays for a little while
We missed her.

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Haven't forgotten you, sweetheart!

rendall — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:19:20 GMT

You're in my thoughts.

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SNiff SNiff

LeBeanPole — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 18:38:08 GMT

I smell traces of beauty around recently! Could it be her? *SNiff SNiff* I think it might be!

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It is my hope...

RobertJK — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:48:10 GMT

...That Blow me and the rest of her family had a happy and merry Christmas.

Nothing but love for her.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

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Much love to Blow Me

rendall — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:07:04 GMT

Good vibes her way, y'all. She needs your prayers.

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For Blow me...a kiss

RobertJK — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:59:38 GMT

I hope you had a wonderful easter. And I hope it was with family and friends that you hold close to you.

Lots of hugs for you dear.

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FLINK!

captainmerrick — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:37:08 GMT

HUH?

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I'm guilty

RobertJK — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:19:51 GMT

I am so guilty of neglecting this tribe. So, if I can, I am here to make up for it.

I for one, adore Blow me, and want to hear what she has been doing lately. And I want to let her know that our love may, at times, be silent, it is always genuine. *Muah*

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Blatant Solicitation :)

BlingAyez — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:11:45 GMT

It's been a tough week at work. Someone Blow Me... A Kiss

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HEH HEH

captainmerrick — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:34:19 GMT

someone's been clicking your profile.......

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I Miss Blow Me!

Foxybrown — Mon, 03 Oct 2005 20:03:38 GMT

That is all

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Two Weeks...

RobertJK — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:43:45 GMT

...since the last post on this tribe. That's far too long to go with out showing Blow me...A Kiss some love.

Lets start posting to let her know she is still on our minds and in our hearts.

Hugs and kisses for you darling.

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So, BlowMe...

rendall — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:18:36 GMT

Share some details with us about how things are going with you. Are you in love? Are you having fun with your kids? Are you happy or sad these days?

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What's the number for 911 ?

Quinto — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:26:04 GMT

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for the boys

richmondbeck — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:44:33 GMT

Girls vs Beer

BEER VS VAGINA
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc. One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it. One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!

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My new name is Doombah Farkleface

richmondbeck — Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:55:42 GMT

Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boobi
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

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hmmm, this is interesting.

richmondbeck — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 04:03:22 GMT

I'm passing on this interesting little quiz which may be revealing:

your instincts has its advantages all the time...

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT

(You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!!

Most of my answers were accurate. We'll see if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! The person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game.....

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life.

this is so accurate (Well somewhat I guess.)

NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within the hour... IF you do.. your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite u must post this in another room in 3 hours!!!! GOOD LUCK

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What is BlowMe's favorite...

rendall — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 01:32:12 GMT

movie?

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Been quiet.....

LeBeanPole — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 18:51:09 GMT

Blow I thought you could use some modivation:
Mom sends this:
http://gmagic.com/katrina/

It really hit home if you know what I mean.

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Hey Girl

Foxybrown — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 16:01:39 GMT

Long time no see. Just came in to give you a big hug.

(((((((((((Blow Me))))))))))))))))

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=(

HandSoLow — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 21:43:35 GMT

..................

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HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ApRiL fReSh <3 — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 02:53:48 GMT

i love her smile..........they make me warm and tingly all over!

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Click bombs for blow me.....

captainmerrick — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 03:49:46 GMT

show her you care.... she needs a boost right now...

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I gave you all a week and if............

LeBeanPole — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 20:46:58 GMT

.......you didn't capitalize on the fact that I was without power or a phone then........:P I'm back to get in the front of the BLOW ME followship line. Now all I need to hear is her offer a refugee without a home a bed to sleep in ;D *?*

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funny

richmondbeck — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:54:58 GMT

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state
her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years,
with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and
other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in
the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"

THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut

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Yummy yummerz!

CHEF — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 19:26:47 GMT

Bloooowme iz da hawwwtess boon in de ooooooven! :P

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Blow Me is awesome

Foxybrown — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:54:16 GMT

Just thought I'd state the obvious.

carry on

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Help a friend?

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 20:07:38 GMT

I am going to steal Yuni's words this morning, as it can't be stated any better than she did.... please consider helping out our dear friend Rebecca who is going through a difficult time and so far away from her family when they need her the most.....
Thank you from the bottom of my heart

Yuni's words:

Hello all, as many of you know our dear friend Rebecca has suffered the loss of her baby nephew Errol. Understandably she is quite devastated. Many of us had followed the progress of Errol and were sending prayers and good wishes his way. There was a paypal fund started for her to help send her to North Carolina to be with her sister and family when he first had heart surgery and so many of her friends contributed to help make that happen. Now some are looking into getting her a ticket to fly to North Carolina again and I urge you to please visit the paypal site and contribute. Even if she does get a free ticket any money we contribute can help give her at least a little peace of mind while taking all that time off of work with no pay. The paypal payment is easy to do, just go to www.paypal.com and click send money. Send it to r_renfro@yahoo.com to make a payment to the account.

However you choose to contribute is helpful.

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Am I alone?

oneflirter — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 10:11:40 GMT

Am I alone in believing Blow Me is one of if not the most beautiful woman on tribe?

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HELLLLLLLLLLLO!

LeBeanPole — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 16:40:12 GMT

Anybody seen Blow? :(

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How Come...

Jesus — Sun, 07 Aug 2005 05:33:46 GMT

...No one is in here giving My Girl some love Tonight?

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Cuttin' lines?

LeBeanPole — Sat, 06 Aug 2005 09:31:05 GMT

Did I here there was enough Blow to go around? I'm cutting and making my own LINE! :P This ain't my first rodeo! Yeeea haw!

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i had to

CurvyCurvz — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 08:18:45 GMT

join this tribe just to stalk me some blow me! heh!

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you know

Foxybrown — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 06:58:59 GMT

There just isn't enough Blow Me Worshiping going on in here. Don't make me come in here and whip some cans people!!!

All Hail Blow Me A Kiss!!

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New pics

rendall — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 19:35:05 GMT

whoa... sexy!

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Zen for the Everyman

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 18:32:39 GMT

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell
alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're
going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the
time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you
aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember that you're unique. Just like
everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away
and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and
drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.

15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the
windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a
lot of that comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it in half and put it back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when
your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get
slapped on our ass. Then things get worse.

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way
to take it too seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting
other people to make a big deal about your
birthday...around age 11.

30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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Idiots sighted here...

richmondbeck — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 04:58:45 GMT

They Walk Among Us
>
> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had
> a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
> the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many
> deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there
> anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
>
> _______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
> lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a
> Kansas City chef!
>
> _______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
> your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
> would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
>
> _______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
> coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
> explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled,
> she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was
> a probation officer in Wichita, KS
>
> _______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who
> was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
> cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was
> spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
>
> _______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
> system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's
> office no less.
>
> _______________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in
> it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
> feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
> passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
> that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"
> To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the
> Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
>
> _______________________________________________________
> *and they walk among us
> and REPRODUCE.
> Kinda scary, huh?

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Only in America

richmondbeck — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 05:42:32 GMT

ONLY IN AMERICA...

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

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MORE USELESS THAN BEFORE...

richmondbeck — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 05:22:20 GMT

DID YOU KNOW.....A DIME HAS 118 RIDGES AROUND THE EDGE....................A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR..........A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF THREE SECONDS........A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS.....AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FUNITURE DEALER.......ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY.........AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN.......BABIES ARE BORN WITHOUT KNEECAPS.......ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN......RUBBERBANDS LAST LONGER WHEN YOU REFRIGERATE THEM.....AND THE LAST ONE FOR TODAY THERE'S NO BETTY RUBBLE IN THE FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE VITAMINS.....LATER GATORS!

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Blow Me Needs Some Lovin'!!

Firebrand — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 09:49:24 GMT

Firebrand here...one of Blow Me's IRL friends... I hope she doesn't mind (she can kick my ass later if she chooses), but I'm a firm believer in the power of positive thinking, so I figure that this can't hurt and it just might help!

Blow Me's really pretty stressed right now, as her mother just had open-heart surgery on Tuesday. She could really use all the lovin' and light and positive thinking and prayers that y'all can send her (& her mother's) way!! So come on all you crazy folks...give it up and show the love!!

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Pfffwww....

Quinto — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 19:57:22 GMT

BLESSINGS on the wind of my Kiss...

qb

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Another Fan here

happyalice — Sat, 11 Jun 2005 03:04:46 GMT

...Blow me, you rock!!!

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useless bits of info part II

richmondbeck — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 03:43:35 GMT

*The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
*Coca-Cola was originally green.
*Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
*It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
*Smartest dogs: 1) Scottish border collie; 2) Poodle; 3) Golden retriever. Dumbest: Afghan hound.
*Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
*Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
*Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000
*City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
*State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
*Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
*Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
*Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
*Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80% Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man:50%
*Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
*Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
*Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland/Disney World:70%
*Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
*Only President to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy for Profiles in Courage
*Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
*The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
*The youngest pope was 11 years old.
*Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
*First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
*A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
*In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services > (two- way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
*The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
*The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
*Hang On Snoopy is the official rock song of Ohio.(Note Real title is "Sloopy")
*Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
*The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
*The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
*When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
*The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
*Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades -King David, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds -Julius Caesar.
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
*If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
*Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
*Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August2, but the
last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
*"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
*The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
*Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
*The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
*An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
*The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
*The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
*In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
*The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
*The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
*The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
*The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
*Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
*If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
*No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
*The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
*The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports events (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game.
*Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
How about these....

*The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of poseys..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down! >>

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TGIF

TexasMoonstar — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 15:53:50 GMT

Thank Goddess It's Friday!

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Hey...

richmondbeck — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 23:20:36 GMT

Thought maybe a new thread might be in order...

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Worship

mistressmeow — Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:02:12 GMT

I want to worship at her altar for at least seven hours...

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stop by and say hi!

richmondbeck — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 23:51:52 GMT

hey kiddos! Here I am at work (AGAIN) and will need to live vicariously through you...eagerly awaiting story time with Varuca...

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what has happened

richmondbeck — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 03:08:47 GMT

to our beloved Rendall. Starts this tribe and never even stops in to say hi? feeling unloved...

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i hell of......

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 23:51:59 GMT

love this woman

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Our new Idol?

chuckster — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 05:19:32 GMT

Hey, remember when we used to chase after that Cruisin' Bruisn' chick? Whatever happened to her?

Now we have someone way cooler to idolize: Blow Me!

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YAY

varuca — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 03:51:11 GMT

My favorite yippyskippychicky!!

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Blow Me's closet of delights

RatUhlm_Shadi — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 08:28:27 GMT

So let us start this with a thought of what would you do with BM if you found yourself locked in the broom closet with her?

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I brought a Monkey to the party!

varuca — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 04:28:33 GMT

I hope no one minds, he'll only pick over you for lice once in a while!

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She so rocks!

rendall — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 03:50:38 GMT

But she's naughty...

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